Two days ago I clicked okay on a facebook "friend" request. He was someone I didn't know, but I thought, perhaps he knows me - parts of our lives are a bit public. Is that the polite thing to do? Some of my "friends" are very careful. I am less so. They do not "friend" anyone they don't actually know, some have blocked "friends" and even left facebook because of "friends." Yesterday, "Dave .J. Mills!" aka old-lady-predator? sent me a message. I've since blocked him, deleted him, reported him, and shot him to outer space.
I suppose this has happened plenty to you? This is my first. I'm a little naive. However, it struck me as so ridiculous it was funny. There is only one thing I admire about him as an English-is-not-my-first-language person - he must have used spell-check. Not a single spelling error! "LOLL."
On this blog I have said my purpose is finding in life the sacred, the ordinary and the funny. This, to me, is a funny. So here: for you.
Hello Pretty,
How you doing, nice profile you've got
there and a beautiful person, one thing I know for sure about the beauty is
that ; beauty is skin deep not all about the physical appearance and what I've
read on your profile you're a very beautiful woman in all ways, well I think I
better introduce myself before getting talks out, LOLL. I'm Dave .J. Mills! ,in
my profession i am a sale personnel, i am new to dating online I just thought
I'd give it a try and I hope it works out for, I've seen a lot of testimony
that really encouraged me but I think starting up friendship is a good idea. I'm
seeking for a trust and honest woman, I want a woman that I can trust without
question and who can trust me the same. I am a confident, articulate, educated,
successful professional that is seeking the exceptional partner. Athletic,
Adventurous, and Romantic individual that enjoys walking out, music, movies,
laughter, dining out. I have not found that yet, but I am eternally hopeful. i
am a very easy going person, a very emotional man, who likes swimming, music, camping,
shopping, and lot of funs, i want to be loved and treated right, its really
hard to find true love and serious relationship, just want to give it a try, and
see where this end but i believe it gonna end in a good ..way. am.. some one
who is very concern and open minded man love to kiss my woman deeply and make
her happy i bet with the good scene of humor with me.
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4 comments:
I have only one comment: LOLL.
I loved the title of this post. And, I liked the imagery of (virtual?) blasting to outer space.
Thank you for sharing a quasi-creepy experience. It will provide me levity when I, inevitably, find myself on the receiving end of such an entreaty.
Wacky! It's a good thing you shot him into outer space, so that he can't be stalking annother "Athletic, Adventurous, and Romantic individual". (*shiver* and *gag*)
Me thinks he should check if the women he is pursuing are already married!
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